Disclosures
The companies are fictional and the filings are a bit. The fees, the allocation and the risks are real, and they are written down here before the launch — which is the only version of this that is worth anything, because a commitment published in advance is one you can hold us to afterwards.
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Bellring is a parody of a holding company. It has no offices, no employees, no revenue, no subsidiaries in any legal sense, and no relationship with any company whose ticker appears anywhere on this site. The corporate language, the filings and the divisions are the joke. The tokens are real tokens on a public chain, and they are worth exactly what somebody will pay for them, which may be nothing.
Fixed at deployment. There is no function to change any of it afterwards, by us or by anyone.
protocolFeeShareBps reads 3000 from the hook, the curve and the
factory's fee policy alike, so the launchpad keeps 30% of its own 1% curve fee.Bellring earns a percentage of trading volume. It earns that whether the price goes up or down, and it earns more when people trade more. Nothing on this site should be read as a reason to trade, because the person who wrote it gets paid when you do.
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The verification page reads the deployer’s balance of each launched token live, in your browser. If that number is ever not zero, believe it over this page.
This token does not pay its creator fees to a wallet. They go to a contract, and it splits them on proportions fixed when it was deployed.
Calling this what it is: routing trading fees to the people holding a token is a yield mechanic. We are not going to describe it as anything else. It does not make the token an investment, it is not a promise of profit, and it pays nothing at all in a week when nobody trades — but it is a fee split, and a page that called it something softer would be the kind of page this site exists to be the opposite of.
Listed because plenty of projects that look like this one do them, and because the absence is easier to check when it has been named.
In particular there is no mechanism connecting the subsidiaries to the parent token. It was designed, it was costed, and it was not built: routing thirty tokens’ fees into buying a parent token is a revenue-sharing structure, and that is a line this project stays on the right side of. If you have read otherwise anywhere, it did not come from us.
Three things about the launchpad that are worth knowing before you trade anything on it — including the one that is least flattering to us.
All of the ordinary ways, and these specifically.
This is entertainment with a token attached. Assume anything you put in is gone, and you will not be surprised by the likeliest outcome.
One person, one wallet, no company and no custody: Bellring never holds anyone else’s funds, and there is no address you should ever be sending money to. Every trade happens between your wallet and the launchpad’s contracts. See the verification page for the addresses and the checks.
Where a real address comes from, and where a fake one comes from.